Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
