you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Randomize