Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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