That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Randomize