do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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