Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You're a waste of cheezeits
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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