Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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