we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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