My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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