How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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