I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
