I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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