It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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