Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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