Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The best revenge is premature balding
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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