so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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