***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I need moral support for this bender
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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