Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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