yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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