are you still at the devil's house?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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