Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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