ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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