3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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