Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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