She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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