Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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