Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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