If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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