When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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