oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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