Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Randomize
