all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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