yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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