I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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