I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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