theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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