I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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