I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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