my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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