Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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