it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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