Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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