Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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