honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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