She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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