I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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