Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you win again, gameday.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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