Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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