i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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