its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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