I like my sex mixed with concussions.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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