you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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