i just had sex bonerless
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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