Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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