your room smells of hookers.
And success
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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