So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The convent might be a nice break from real life
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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