Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
