Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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